The BAKAR KING.......

How can I not write anything about this subject........
Whoz that guy in your group whoz always prompt with replies, those cheesy one liners, those nonsensical arguments, those witty passes......
The one who really fills life into a dead conversation, or at times kills a very sensitive discussion.....the KING at times is irritating, specially if you are at the receiving end........
most of the times this guy is a prank star as well, you see it comes in as a package.....
Over the years I have seen quite a few guys of this breed...the biggest BAKAR I have seen is without any doubt Pups( I don't really think anyone knows his real name)...........he was quite a talent, give him any topic and he will take it to an absolute different level, after sometime you wont even remember what was the original discussion.....
Guys just for your info. there is a difference between Bakar and Bakwaas......Bakwaas is Stinking CRAP....and Bakar is funny CRAP (mostly)........
I wish there was someday a BAKAR competition, I know my participation will be a definite.....but since I have been a little out of touch I am not quite sure how well I would do.....wont be a bad concept though as there are so many crappy reality shows these days on air.....why not a Bakar Competition....any director reading this trust me I wont talk about copyrights, but just let me participate.......LONG LIVE the BAKAR BREED.....and lets all try to be the BAKAR KING.....HAIL ordinary People.....

P.S: I am not an MCP, but in this case I really feel guys do more BAKAR than gals, and moreover the tag was for the KING!!!